This year’s Dog Show on the 8th of July is going to have an Olympic theme. Instead of the usual categories we have:

      • Men’s 20m sniff’n’stroll
      • Ladies’ 15m strutt’n’pout
      • Veterans’ 10 m pant’n’flop
      • Puppies posing
      • Tail wag
      • 6 inch smile
      • 7 leg sprint
      • Pairs legs display
      • Owner look-a-like
      • Olympic Fancy Dress
I confess I’ve got no idea what most of these mean? Feel free to have a guess….